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March 1, 2015

Do Ya’ Think $5,000 Is Enough?

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, “Father, me dog is dead. Could ya’ be saying’ a mass for the poor creature?” Father Patrick replied, “I’m afraid not; we cannot have services for an […]

July 20, 2013

He’s A Liar!

  A man saw a dog tied to sign entitled “talking dog for sale: ten dollars”. He stops to enquire, and on a whim, asks the dog, “So can you really talk?” “Yes”, the dog replies, “I was experimented on in 1940 by an elite group of Nazi scientists. I got away and hopped on […]

July 20, 2013


Dinner Emergency The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. “Darling, whatever is the matter?” he asks. “Sweetheart,” she sobs, “the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Boeuf Bourguignon for you, and I got it out the oven to season it, […]

July 20, 2013

She’s Probably Right!

    At a wedding, the preacher polled the guests to see who had been married longest. The bride’s grandparents took the honors. The preacher asked them: “What advice would you give to the newly-married couple?” The grandmother said: “The three most important words in a marriage are, ‘You’re probably right.’” Everyone then looked at the grandfather […]

July 20, 2013

You are Pitching Tomorrow!

Two baseball players promised each other. If one of them died first.   he will come back as a ghost to tell if there was baseball in heaven. So one of them dies and comes back as a ghost and says, ‘I have some   good news and some bad news.’ Then the other person […]