Two baseball players promised each other. If one of them died first.
he will come back as a ghost to tell if there was baseball in heaven.
So one of them dies and comes back as a ghost and says, ‘I have some
good news and some bad news.’
Then the other person says, ‘tell me.’
So he says, ‘The good news is there is baseball in heaven, but the bad
news is that you are pitching tomorrow.’